Walking the dog

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.

by DKarnes May 21, 2008

Walking Hard-On

Having an erect penis when standing up and/or walking/running. The results are usually highly visible and embarrassing. (See pitch a tent.)

Our secretary is so f*cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. She caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. I was so embarrassed.

by Time4SumAksion May 17, 2006

Nature Walk

when you and some friends step out of a party or a resteraunt to go smoke pot.

Guy1 - where's Brian?
Guy2 - he went on a nature walk with Frank.

by edward_pumpernickel September 21, 2005

dog walk

To destroy a privileged, ugly blonde in an intellectual, and subsequently physical, discourse.

Tammi called the cops upon hearing someone smarter and prettier than her threatened to dog walk her.

by Fvck Tommy January 20, 2019

walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

j walk

To cross the road without looking both ways. Usually 3rd to 4th graders do it cause they think its so cool. White people trying to be gangsta j walk too.

"Get off the road damn j walker!"

by Anita Tit July 30, 2006

Cowboy Walk

This style of walking which is taken on soon after ejaculation and a short journey to the bathroom to clean up is essential.

The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.

Jim: "Eek! Look away! I need to get to the bathroom!"

Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"

Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."

Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"

Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"

by Jimmehboi October 13, 2008