Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.
Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.
by sliimriicky June 1, 2022
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vegan farm

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
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Vegans

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.
by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019
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vegan

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?
by dzadddy December 8, 2020
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