The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"
by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016
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Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
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by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024
Get the Vegans mug.Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
by Rrrrect January 11, 2015
Get the Hippy Vegan mug.A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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