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Valenturd

1.A card, note or gift sent for Valentines Day to an ex girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or former "good" friend that contain left handed complements or thinly veiled insults.

2. A really crappy or thoughtless Valentines gift.
1. Dear Bill: Thank you for the one day pass to the "doggie" day spa. What a thoughtful Valentines gift! I thought you knew , I don't own a dog anymore. At least , since you moved out. With your dog of course. Your Friend, Susan

2. Oh look Debbie, Jason sent you "Beer of The Month" gift selection for Valenturds uh...excuse me, Valentines Day!

3. " You got a gift card to where? Isn't that a "plus" size store?" asked Linda.

4. Your welcome, that Cubic Zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.

5. Oh , Pizza Hut gift cards...geez, what a Valenturd
by GlobalFred February 17, 2009
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Valentine's Day

1. Valentine's Day is a an opportunity to tell someone else you care about them (With or without the commercial cards, flowers, or candy that has been associated with the modern day celebration because many people lack the imagination or creativity to express themselves).

2. Valentine's Day, is a day that a lonely person may be able to make a contact with another human being... who may (or may not) also be lonely. In any case it is a day of opportunity.

3. Unfortunately, Valentine's Day is also a day when sad, lonely, and perhaps angry souls can express those feeling... thereby telling the world just how they feel about their loveless state rather than take the positive approach of seeking out the compassion they desire.

4. Like Christmas, and Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day is a day that may make a lonely person realize just how deprived they feel, and that increases the anger and frustration, if the person gives in to the remorse rather than seeking friendship by joining religious, civic, political, or fraternal organizations where they are apt to find people who are like themselves.
1. Unfriendly, or anti-social people are not apt to like Valentines Day; because Valentines Day is for friends and lovers.

2. "It takes a friend to have a friend," To feel better about Valentines Day, one might seek to have more friends by seeking out friendly people by becoming active in an organization of their choice. Below is a short list. Find something that interest you and you'll find a friend who has similar interest. if you stay at home alone... well, you'll be alone):

3. Lonely people who don't like Valentine's Day need to try harder than the “Good-looking” or Popular People do… to gain friends; some people just seem to attract others to them like a magnet. But let me caution you not to “Try Too Hard.” Overwhelming others drives them away. Be honest, people tend to like honesty, but not bluntness. So be yourself… all the others are taken… so be the best you, you can be.. Keep in mind that being a better you in normally possible and is almost always possible for an unpopular person, or a person who doesn’t feel loved. Don’t fain being better than you are, become better than you were. Be smart, not a smarty. Be positive. Your happiness is worth the effort.
by newman33461 April 7, 2012
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Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.
"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."
by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012
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Valentine's Day Earthquake

An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
by Flightnursejim February 15, 2014
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Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
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