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Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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ultimate level builder

The hit game everybody likes and has overwhelmingly positive reviews. It also has an amazing community
The hit game everybody likes and has overwhelmingly positive reviews. It also has an amazing community. Ultimate level builder 😂
by Mining miners January 14, 2025
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The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022
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ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011
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Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.
Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.
by Budgreen January 17, 2014
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ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015
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Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.
I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.
by rukbro December 1, 2021
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