A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 14, 2019
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Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 08, 2020
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uberization

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.
Did you see Jeff's uberization of that thread? He just does not know when to give it up.
by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020
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uber spiffiness

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.
"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"
by Journ April 03, 2008
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uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024
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Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
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