Twitterpated

When you fall in love during the spring after a cold winter. This love has you all giddy and makes you feel like singing. Your heart is all a flutter

"Aww look at Lisa and Josh, they are such a cute couple!"

"EVERYONE HERE IS ALL TWITTERPATED!"

by Unicorn 277 May 15, 2017

Twitterstorm

The sudden emergence of a trending hashtag on Twitter. Usually indicative of Labour’s hapless leader having caused another racial or economic shitstorm.

“Tonight we’re organising a Twitterstorm to show everyone we support Corbyn’s views on Jewish people.”

by Pjpw17 August 3, 2018

Twitter socialist

Not a socialist.

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021

Twitter

Do I even need to say anything?

John:Hey got on twitter it actually might be good for once
Jake:I only see BLM METOO and Donald trump

by Icanbegood February 9, 2022

twitter user

an offensive name to call an annoying person.

you are such a twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022

Twitterdamus

Someone who predicts the demise of Twitter that could occur sooner than expected following its new founder’s recent decision to fire about half of the staff, and now his threats that those who refuse to slave for him would suffer the same fate.

Tens of thousands of Twitterdamuses worldwide have emerged in the last twenty-four hours to divine the imminent collapse of the social media platform in the aftermath of a “mass exodus” of “softcore” software staff.

by Covido November 19, 2022

yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.

“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.

by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016