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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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Twilight

A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.
Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward

Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.
by Luna Elana June 12, 2020
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twilight face

A person who is bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!
by lookatyotwilightface February 29, 2012
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Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.
Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
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Twilighting

Blurting out insane or obscene gestures while in between states of consciousness.
"Pterodactyls they're the only dinosaur that smells like that." Damn bro are you twilighting again?
by Aryan Barbarian December 16, 2023
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Twilighter

BDSM term developed by #1 US/International Best-Selling Author, Breanna Hayse and is used to describe a Twilight BDSM lifestyle. The Twilighter is a masochist/submissive whose age-play dynamic emerges with the onset of edge-play/heavy sadomasochism. She/he tends to be aroused by contrasts of pain/pleasure interspersed with tenderness and nurturing. While she will often used addresses associated with the age-play dynamic (Papa, Daddy, etc), these are used to maintain her vulnerability and headspace. BDSM age-play does not involve minors not does it condone pedophilia or domestic violence/abuse.
"Many look to fall into a place of bliss during a session and become calm and quiet. A Twilighter will fight and protest like a child until she's exhausted, and then might sulk and get weepy. She's happiest when she feels pain and throws a tantrum."

(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)
by Breanna Hayse November 15, 2019
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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