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Twilightaphile 

One who loves Twilight, the books and/or the movie.

Symptoms include: obsessiveness, the thinking that they are a vampire, or sometimes even turning into bats.

They are mostly teenage girls.
Kai: Man, I would love to do Betsy. She's so hot.

Nacho: Better what out though, man. She's a Twilightaphile. She might bite.
Twilightaphile by Jamie Nicole Weiss December 22, 2008

twilightsucks 

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.
twilightsucks is totally awesome:

twilightguy 

A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.
Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!
twilightguy by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009

Twilghter 

A fan of the ever so popular Twilight as announced by MTV.
Becky: OMG! That girl is in love with Edward Cullen!
Ellen: I know. She is such a Twilghter!
Twilghter by The Tardis April 15, 2008

Closet Twilighter 

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.
Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

Closet Twilighter by JayRay15 March 1, 2009

anti-twilighter

Rational, normal human being who can't stand the ridiculous tween vampire series, "Twilight". Regularly laughs at both the teens, tweens and soccer moms who line up for every movie. Uses terms like "twitard" to explain to other, equally normal thinking people what these jagoffs are like.
Hell yeah, I'm an anti-twilighter...I'm not a teenage girl or a forty-year-old soccer mom, am I?
anti-twilighter by isaacsdad June 28, 2010