Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J December 3, 2007

tough turd

The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.

Was sitting on the crapper last night battling with tough turd. I almost popped a roid.

by lickmeiamchris November 8, 2006

turd-cutter

a word used to describe the female buttocks

"look at that turd-cutter"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

by aline November 17, 2003

shit turd

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

turd lips

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser

You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips

by Jason Seat December 18, 2007

stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005