cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically

dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010

Touchative

Usually a girl who clings to another girls' boyfriend knowing they are a couple.

Girl 1: "Look at Ashley over there feeling on Jason!"
Girl 2: "Yeah that bitch is touchative."

by Brandella July 28, 2008

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Touching Silk

When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.

"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"

by Lollerblades December 29, 2007

Toucan Slam

When a nasally well endowed individual pleasures another with said fleshy breathing device.

I bet Bernie followed his nose to a slick toucan slam with Lisa last night. What a hero.

by bumblebee2na November 22, 2009

Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

by MinnVik September 11, 2011

touched

to be recognised by God (or some other higher being) as significant

I was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta
Word to mother, I'm touched

by hendope December 13, 2018