Definitions by Lollerblades

Touching Silk 

When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.

"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"

Touching Silk by Lollerblades December 29, 2007