tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck

Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe

by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016

Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.

1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.

by Dexh December 24, 2016

Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed

by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017

Tinder Hour

The hour from 2am to 3am when a person, (male or female) has failed in finding a sexual partner during their club debauchery, thus increasing likes, and decreasing standards.

Well, it is the Tinder Hour, you're bound to find somebody.

by Curfufflecauser January 21, 2017

Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes

James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals

by Tindergal February 14, 2017

tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

Tinderbeast

An extremely overweight and duff (average looking) girl who auto rights every man.. So she matches you when you auto right every girl on your tinder pro account and pops out at you like a fucking pokemon in tall grass.

"Oh god bro, just matched a tinderbeast!"

by Cdraw7 May 29, 2017