The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.
by XpOiYgjkL April 03, 2021
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Year 6 theory

A person who is a bitch and won't do anything stupid or fun because they are little bitches. Once a bitch in year 6 always a bitch.
Me: why aren't you playing rugby??
Person: I'm not playing rugby because i might get hurt.

Me: Year 6 theory.
by Polarbear54 September 13, 2010
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Sheo's Theory

Sheo's theory dictates, that people who use the word "Y'all" are biturbo stupid.
"they are literally trying to rob y’all methinks" - Biturbo stupid person
"Ah sheo's theory works again it seems." - nidasE1 nidasBC
by TunaIRL February 25, 2021
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Kesler's Theory

The theory that within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Kesler's Theory is also one of the key beliefs of Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom.
Person 1: The atomic bomb is horrible invention of death and destruction.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.
by cucumberishot January 21, 2022
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disposable theory

(disposable theory) -AKA: "throwing something away" -how does one do this? if i "throw something away", it just vanishes, right? -or does it disappear in degrees depending on its' molecular make-up??

if i call you a 'cocksucker' my words might 'disappear', but if i "a-heave" my bic cigarette lighter, it will get out of my sight, but take hundreds of years to vanish! -in theory i have "thrown it away", though it still physically exists...now, lets' multiply this by 200 billion...or; lets' break out the goods and get good and 'altered'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -burn one for crazy unc'!!
what of this disposable theory?

martin met a young woman, got the 'poison' ground out of him, then applied the disposable theory

made me a nice mess, now i'll apply the disposable theory
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Daryoush Theory

It takes a person of exceptional ignorance to truly perplex a person with an average to high intellect.
The Daryoush Theory:

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us.”
by TigerLuv October 11, 2011
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Tom Jones Theory

This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."

David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"

Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
by Huey Long August 15, 2009
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