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The theory that within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Kesler's Theory is also one of the key beliefs of Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom.
Person 1: The atomic bomb is horrible invention of death and destruction.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.
by cucumberishot January 21, 2022
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Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom, most often shortened to the Children of Atom or the Church of the Children of Atom, is a religious group which believes in two core concepts; Kesler's Theory and the belief of Atom as an omnipotent being, an otherworldly force, or elsewise. Atom is seen as an entity of pure creation and so is not seen as an omniscient being.
Person 1: I can't believe those wacko Children of Atom worship atomic bombs.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.
by cucumberishot January 21, 2022
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