an absolute legend🦅🙏
by lemmalemma55 June 30, 2022
Get the iso waynemug. When you drink a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi while and watch ten hours of television without getting up to use the bathroom
by Mattwrangler April 19, 2018
Get the Wayningmug. Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.
Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?
Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.
Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?
Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.
by StellinaIna May 11, 2022
Get the Wet Waynemug. There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
by Karmahutsdonit May 15, 2023
Get the Waynemug. What people think: A legendary western movie actor.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023
Get the John Waynemug. A very blick boy that is sexy and loves boxing basketball and enjoys football
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Yo brodie I heard Tu-wayne beat up jay badly!!
Brodie: I was there you cunt
Dejohn: I wish I was there
Brodie: I was there you cunt
Dejohn: I wish I was there
by Babatundewallay April 11, 2019
Get the Tu-waynemug. (n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
Get the John Wayne Maybemug.