The
queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The
Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of
food and has been known to eat an entire
bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the
grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the
bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.