rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

Gates

Is a boy who Is funny and fits in a group of popular people, gives people distinct or weird looks, needs a life but has a funny side to him

Gates needs a life.

Are you ok gates? Stop looking at me like that

by Stranger 3456 September 28, 2017

gates

someone who is miles better that Garret, In every way shape and form. He also has a way better Life

Fuck Garrett, Gates is awesome.

by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022

GATED

When someone gets defensive to easy and won't stop running their mouth when their mad.

Bro chill out, You GATED asf over some damn Doritos I asked for 1.

by Lyon_King_9000 September 2, 2019

gating

the act of locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.

I was gating the entire weekend, and I feel filthy but refreshed.

by IG1879 April 6, 2025

Gated

When parents have an enjoyable catch-up (often involving alcohol) in a playground that is contained, allowing parents to relax as children are confided in a controlled space.

Guys, shall we catchup today for a gated hangout?

by Raddad88 November 23, 2024

Gate

“Love”

I gate you❣️

by Soruwwu December 1, 2021