Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.

Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement

by BlackBeltMaster December 8, 2020

Small belt buckle

Big penis

"Luke hemmings has a small belt buckle"

by Luke ham ham September 5, 2016

Giving belt

Absolutely slamming someone in a game or a sport so bad that it’s funny.

“After giving belt to my brother in brawlhalla, he cursed me out and then quit.”

by Brawlhallamaster July 25, 2025

crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho

a crout crouton with a gucci belt made in northern idaho

Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.

by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Tennessee Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.

John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.

by tbone427 February 23, 2023

Belt

Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-

Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*

by Saeedi December 8, 2020