Technical49

Technical49, also known as Technical, Tech or Thomas Echnical (Real name Jonathan L.) is an 18-year-old (as of 10/6/2021) professional Geometry Dash and Mario Kart player known for his skill in both games. His most notable achievements include being a former top 1 player in Geometry Dash, being the legitimate verifier of "Zodiac" by Bianox and more and setting two world records in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, breaking WRs on Sweet Sweet Canyon (which, at the time, was the longest-standing World Record) and Rainbow Road (one of the most heavily-competed tracks), as well as beating other notable demons such as "Tartarus" by Riot and more, "Kenos" by Bianox and more, "Ragnarok" by Knobbelboy, Xaro and more, as well as "Ocular Miracle" by Gaiden Hertuny and more. He is a part of a professional MK8DX group known as "puñetas" as well as two Geometry Dash friend groups, "The Gang" and "The Kenos", though the former has been disbanded due to internal conflicts. His Youtube channel currently has over 100k subscribers.

Notable relations include Npesta (verifier of Kenos, GD youtuber with 200k+ subscribers), Golden (verifier of Freedom08), Gizbro (Professional Player), BrianTheBurger (Top 10 on the Pointercrate Demonlist), Xanii (Verifier of Sonic Wave Infinity by APTeam), Alberto and Armybidonville (Hold the most WRs in MK8DX), SuperFX (Professional MK8 and MKTour player who got 92 on Artificial Ascent after beating Stereo Madness) and Juniper (GD youtuber with 300k+ Subscribers)

After verifying "Zodiac" by Xander556, Technical49 truly cemented his name in the Geometry Dash community.

by HarutoAyen October 6, 2021

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THE TECHNIQUE

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast

YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.

by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021

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Technopology

The act of expressing one's sorrow through an electronic device.

I got a technopology from my boyfriend who obviously doesn't want to apologize in person.

He used technopology as a way to vent his emotion after the tragic event.

by B.E.A.N. March 6, 2010

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technolemming

Someone who only uses the default settings.

My wife the technolemming doesn't know how to change the desktop background picture, even though she's been using PCs for 15 years.

by drhominidae November 6, 2009

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Technochondriac

Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.

Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.

A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.

Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"

by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008

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