cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

by thefajita October 25, 2015

Story Up

A phrase used to imply that you can see through an untrue story or bash someone's untrue statement.

Kyle: Black people all look alike

Hanan: Story up!

by MrBlister101 December 20, 2008

short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.

She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.

by aussieankie November 25, 2013

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

Stir the Drink

The rude or obscene gesture of giving someone the middle finger but in the upside down position.

Performed by giving the middle finger with your hand upside down, while making a stirring motion with the middle finger, as if you were stirring a drink with that finger.

Can also be used to actually stir someone's drink if you intend to really drive the point the home.

That hot chick just told me to stir the drink...I hope it's an offer!

by SmazZ August 13, 2010

What a story

An inappropriately enthusiastic response used to belittle an incredibly banal or boring statement. Copied from a line of dialogue in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Ceri: Organic revision is hell. I have no idea what I'm looking at!

Tom: Ha ha ha. What a story.

by Frenchos July 7, 2011