I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off
by Presto62 December 11, 2019
Get the hatchet steakmug. When a person with a penis decides to put there penis inside a grill thus cooking it and then when done chopping it off and eating it
by some dumb shit October 4, 2025
Get the Virginia steakmug. When you get your purely sexual partners vaganal canal and fill it with honey and proceed to cook a ribeye steak until 175 degrees Celsius then cut the fat cap and dip the fat into your partner’s anus and honey filled vagina then eat it and poop it out into your partners mouth which is then what out into your most local kfc deep fryer and force feed anybody the poop steak honey amalgamation.
by CherryB0mb July 29, 2025
Get the Dry age a steak in honeymug. When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.
I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021
Get the Philly Cheese Steakmug. Guy #1: What do you wanna do tonite?
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.
by Mr.Bowel October 26, 2017
Get the Cruzin With Steakmug. by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 4, 2019
Get the majority steakmug. 