Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019
one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
by howareya3896 February 02, 2013
Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 26, 2011
Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.
IM Contact List
aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.
patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ
"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.
patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ
"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut July 13, 2007
To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.
This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".
It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.
Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".
It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.
Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.
Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021
When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.
by BiiigZ September 25, 2011