assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

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death by tray it shall be

when Darth Vader is mad he kills you with a tray

Vader: I WAS IN THIS LINE FIRST
Jar Jar: OH THEN GET SOME FOOD
Vader: death by tray it shall be.

by handle cannnnnot be blank September 10, 2020

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At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 21, 2024

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the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

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