Definitions by NotPessimistic

Schrödinger's Parking Stall 

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

Schrödinger's Parking Stall by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025