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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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shitty d

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!
by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019
mugGet the shitty dmug.

shitty shagger

a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid
oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off
by udz2735 November 13, 2018
mugGet the shitty shaggermug.

Shitty shitty bang bang

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites
A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve
by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020
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Shitty run fun

This is not that fun Northern California jog that everyone describes. In fact, this is actually a horrible type of situation that happens to unsuspected long term jail or prison sentence inmates. Especially when you're romp'd out, hyphy, got a lot of time on your knees I mean hands, and just took a 69 rhino pill. You better bring napkins. Jizz is what it is.
I'm not listening anymore to Bay Area rap. Too many homos. Shitty run fun is because ya'll get down.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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