Ship

A word to use instead of s**p so you cannot get in trouble in class.

"Holy ship!"

by Nothingnessissomething January 16, 2019

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

i'd ship it

An expression used to show interest in a female by the male but not a absolute.

Hey, do you like ...?

Yeah I'd ship it!

by Indian dictionary February 28, 2017

Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019