shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant

"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."

by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008

Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

Volcano shank

Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.

My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.

by Pookasydi June 13, 2022

shank

To hurt someone ;smack,slap

Joe: your such a retard
Jacob: shutup or I'll shank you !

by mustafa12345678 October 21, 2010

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"

by pseudonym? what? March 06, 2016

Shank

1. A name to call stupid person who is being an idiot

2.a name to call people if they understand glade talk

Thomas you SHANK get over here

by kiliisking March 01, 2021