shadow the hedgehog

a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what. here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THATS RIGHT BABY. all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISSSSS. except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher. im pissing on the MOOOONNNN! how do you like that obama????? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking EARTH. now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too

person a: oh you know shadow the hedgehog?
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock

by sonadowfire April 15, 2024

Shadow

This person has a very big penis because he is black also he is the best valorant player.

Shadow is a bery nic eperson

by Shadw November 21, 2021

Shadow Hopping

Shadow Hopping is when a person sneaks out at night wearing dark clothing and sneaking around neighborhoods pulling small pranks on people. These pranks can range from misplaced objects, to straight up vandalism. This activity is often participated in by bored teenagers.

"Hey Billy, while we're out Shadow Hopping we should bring the eggs and egg people's houses."

by SkepticRo July 17, 2021

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mobile game with stupid ads and is clearly almost as cringey, if not more so than TikTok and Among Us are, would never play it and would not recommend anyone to do it.

RAID: Shadow Legends is dumber than Clowns are.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 2, 2022

Shadow box

To fight an imaginary opponent or issue. Figuratively, to avoid direct confrontation or to play mind games. Featured in the song Smooth Operator by Sade (c) 1984:

Face to face, each classic case
We shadow box and double cross
Yet need the chase

by UrbanColeus May 13, 2024

child of shadows

A child or a person who is always in someone elses shadow, always second choice.

Being defined as a child of shadows: Mindy was the middle child. Always in her siblings shadows. Never got the first glance or attention. Never the first or even second priority of her parents.

by Idontknowwhattocallmyself November 11, 2017

The Shadow Realm

Hell, but not.

If you die from a card game, maybe you deserve to go to The Shadow Realm.

by Burning Godzilla 2042 September 11, 2021