Simpsation

The feeling a animal owner gets when feeling the tactile sensation of petting a cat or a dog that causes the owner overwhelming amounts of baby talking to said animal from touch or sight of petting and cuddling

Girl omg ur cat Lucy is so cute I love her

Guy yeah I guess you could she really creates a simpsation lol

by anonymous November 26, 2025

Simpscription

Your simping subscription for someone

"Every time we hang out, my simpscription is renewed."

by Bnfrze November 27, 2025

The Simpsons

By far the most overrated, stale cartoon of all time. Even though some ideas are ripped off from the Simpsons in Family Guy, the Simpsons is basically like a less funny, less interesting version of Family Guy. The Simpon's humor is almost as bleak and uninteresting as the characters and plots are, making relentless attempts at providing something that's funny or even slightly ammusing and then failing miserably in the end.

-It's a shame that Matt Groening has wasted so much time with The Simpsons when he could of phocused more on his cartoon masterpiece, Futurama, a far better cartoon.

-The only reasons people and critics are so obsessed with The Simpsons is because it created the adult cartoon genre, everyone grew up with it, and it paved the future of adult cartoons despite the fact that it's a total piece of crap.

-The Simpsons may have created the genre but shows like Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama perfected the genre of adult cartoons.

by flemiod January 18, 2015

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

stevie stimpson

A guy who is kind to girls and makes them feel like they are something special, Stevie Stimpson is a person that is great to talk to and is especially nice to girls. He/she fights for friends and isn't scared of getting into brawls or fights. He/she packs a punch and if it's a man usually has a big penis.

Wow, Stevie Stimpson could fuck him up.

by Qjsv August 3, 2016

katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.

"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."

by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017