shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

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Shit Fever

When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms

ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc

"Are you OK dude?!"

"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"

by FUTACK December 1, 2009

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shit • shithead • shitter • shitass • Shituation • shithole • shit show • shitbox • shit cunt • shite

shit tyrone

Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.

<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone

by itsthemechanic March 2, 2011

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Shit Gills

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

by BustedPretext November 26, 2010

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shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

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