Rule 35 

An addenum to the internet meme Rule 34 (if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions) that states "The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34."

Ie, there is no porn of someone stating that there is porn of everything.

"Is there anything that hasn't been rule 34'd?"
"Rule 34."
"What?"
"See Rule 35."

Rule 35 by Akiko86 December 7, 2006

Rule 41

Rule 41 of the internet: No matter what it is it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions.

(facebook status) OMG!!! I love Disney Movies!!!
(commenter one) Rule 41.
(OP's comment) ???
(commenter two) that's sick...

Rule 41 by wrtbak March 15, 2010

Rule 145 

Anything can and eventually will have Hitler merged with it.

A solid example of Rule 145 is the sheer volume of Hitler-crossover fan art that appears on the web--My Little Hitler Pony, Chibi-Hitler, Fonzi-Hitler, Sailor Moon-Hitler, LOLCats-Hitler, Hello Kitty Hilter, etc. First used by Dr. Finney on his weekly "WTF FRIDAYS" column about Deviant Art.

Rule 145 by Head Trauma June 7, 2013

Rule-J 

If they Can't Take a Joke,Fuck Them.

The Museum people where angry because I wrote Captions on their Old Paintings? The Captions were Funny.Rule-J,If they can't take a Joke,Fuck them.

Rule-J by Waboa February 5, 2009

rule of thirds 

When organising an event on Facebook you can use the rule of thirds to estimate how many people who have said they will or may attend will actually attend.

You can assume that approximately two thirds of those who have said they will attend will turn up, and one third of those who have clicked maybe will turn up.

Bree: Wow, we've got 69 attending and 93 maybes! We better buy some more booze!

Alex: Hold on, by the rule of thirds that's only 77 people, so we're okay with what we've got.

rule of thirds by boykitten June 2, 2011

Rule Z 

No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.

If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.

Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.

John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>

Rule Z by RenegadeOne December 31, 2011

Rule 104 

If you are a gamer and are a witness of a chav being ran over or beet up by fellow gamer nerds or school nerds, when the group have disbanded this rule states that you must teabag said chav.

time for a quick rule 104

Rule 104 by Lightningmurder May 28, 2011