Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.

Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!

by MisWit May 27, 2015

Dirty Robert

Big fat guy that works for a water department

That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!

by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

Roberting

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...

Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !

by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009

Robert

A gay fat retarded bitch that like to finger himself and his dad left him

Your dad dont like you robert

by King smithy December 28, 2018

Robert Pattinson

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

by saza January 15, 2009

Robert

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.

That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.

by cool cousin-in-law February 3, 2010

Robert

Roberts tend to be very gay. Roberts will make you laugh so hard you will pee. Since Roberts are mostly gay they rely on his older girl cousins,sisters,and friends.

Robert told me a joke and i almost peed myself

by I8HYSM April 10, 2016