road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

road bang

When u fuck on the road or while driving.

Don't ever do this...the cops will join...trust me i know...road banging is something else

by KingCack April 19, 2016

technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.

Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?

by Derp'zy Entertainment Official May 9, 2016

Road Tease

The female equivalent of road head (I.E. a guy fingering you while you both are driving in a vehicle)

He took me home after our date and road teased me the entire way.

by amanduhh_please January 22, 2018

Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017

road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020