fury road

The outrage of the Red Party and Freedom Caucus leads to a disastrous 2024 election cycle.

The ex-Fox hosts are continuing their journey down fury road on YouTube and right-wing websites.

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

keeping up with the road

different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention

fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.

by alle_mackone87 April 29, 2011

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield

"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."

by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014

Birth canal road rash

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.

That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!

by kiki057 March 10, 2017

cum burpping road whore

A slutty ass bitch that runs around sucking ever dick with a lil'Devil lettuce in his pocket. - a chick that has swallowed so many loads she belch's n purps cum bubble's

Shannon gave me some head then burnt all my icky sticky then that cum burpping road whore grabbed my beer and bounced!

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

State Bridge Road

A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.

"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."

by FERG April 3, 2019