National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.

Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Keep Pretending

THAT is what they want to do. It doesn't matter what they call it.

Hym "They want to keep pretending. They keep pretending that when a kid in Wausau murders his own parents... That MY THING wouldn't have stopped it from happening. They are going to HIDE whether or not it was the result of the weaponized schizophrenia because they don't want to have to give up on the idea of CONTROLLING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS in a way that THEY KNOW does not work. It doesn't matter how many people they have to sweep under the rug, as long as they can keep pretending that their minds are not inferior. This is and always has been about PROVING ME WRONG, regardless of whether or not I actually AM wrong, and then covering up evidence that I am right so that the public doesn't turn on them and take THEIR shit away. AS THEY SHOULD. These people are mentally retarded garbage and the deserve LESS THAN NOTHING. It isn't about protecting kids or morality or anything that I did. It is about NOT HAVING TO LIVE BENEATH ME... IN SPITE OF THE FACT that it is WHERE THEY BELONG."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

pulled'a'pretender

a person or group exeeding at a task then failing epically and choking at the last minute

Guy One: She is winning the 100m sprint!
Guy Two: Oh! No! Now she is dead last
Guy One: She "pulled'a'pretender"

by belle.A May 18, 2010

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

Popsicle Stick Preening

Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.

Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!

by cruisin otter September 10, 2012

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013