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Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,
Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?
by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009
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pocket fox

There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.
1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!
by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004
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shower pocket

someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.
"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"
by Frank M. May 6, 2007
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Clown's pocket

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.
If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.
by HornyBitch6105299498 May 15, 2006
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pocket

A blunt and/or blunt wrap. A pocket can be a marijuana-filled blunt, or just the wrap (or cigarillo) itself. The name is referenced to the wrap's "pocket-like holding ability". Generally, a common pocket is filled with a gram of delicious dro and smoked amongst a few friends.

The origin of the name pocket refers to the first lines of the song "The Good Times Are Killing Me" by Modest Mouse.
Modest Mouse #1: "Hey Man, can we smoke in here?"
Modest Mouse #2: "Ya, Erik's got those pockets."

"I will be over in twenty minutes with a gram of Sour D and a pocket."

"I'm going to Quik Trip to pick up a pocket"
by Bum Stick May 3, 2010
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pocketer

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.
Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.
by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008
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pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket
I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me
by RTTHRFYL July 2, 2009
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