Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

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Silence Pistol

When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.

Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.

by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018

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Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

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Disco Pistol

A way to refer to penis photographs (dick pics for you uncouth individuals) while in polite company.

"Put your phone away, no one wants to see your disco pistols man!"

by delta1094 March 6, 2019

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Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019

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