Staxting

Sexting, except the only thing you are allowed to converse over are your taxes. ({to}stax, staxed)

I want to start staxting. How do I get started?
I staxed some random chick last night.
I heard that if you stax someone at the taxing agency, you can get a bigger refund.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Staircase Head

Someone who you walk all over to get to the next step up. Generally in a relationship or job.

James is such a staircase head. I got him to lie to the boss so I could get a promotion

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Respect Chamber

A small chamber similar to an interrogation room where someone is placed only to have someone come in just to respect them.

My uncle was put in a respect chamber once. Now he's gay.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Envelope

When a chick is surrounded by white guys during sex.

On my signal, everyone rush in and envelope her

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Tap Disco

Disco music that you are supposed to tap dance to. Common in the 1950s

I'm going to a tap disco party tonight. Anyone want to come?

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018