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zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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Pee Box

The little box inside of a women that holds her pee.
Baby stop doing me so hard your going to hit my Pee Box
by TRM December 23, 2007
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Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014
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pee fetish

A pee fetish is when you have a strong desire to pee in odd places and be around pee frequently. This may include the simple thing of peeing in you bed with another person there. It also may include sleeping in someone else's pee. Having a pee fetish is not a problem, though it is a weird desire slash obsession to have, most will overlook this fetish if you do not push you strong desires to be around pee on them. If you are curious if you have a pee fetish you can check this list of symptoms or traits of those with pee fetishes.
1. You have peed in your bed
2. You have peed in your bed along with someone else there.
3. You have peed in your bed along with another person peeing in the bed as well.
4. You have slept in a bed once you have peed in it.
5. You have peed in places that are unusual, like your closet.
6. You have a bucket designated as the pee bucket
7. You have know that another person has peed in a bed and then proceed to sleep in that bed while the pee is still wet.

People who have pee fetishes do tend to frequently deny having them. The first step in accepting, or overcoming your fetish (this depends on if you like having a pee fetish or not), is to accept that you have one. It is best to be open about this fetish so others are not shocked about your extreme love for pee.
This is a pee fetish that is not sexual. There are pee fetishes that are sexual, however this is not one. This fetish is simply a love for pee. There is no sexual arousal from peeing on someone or watching them pee in this particular fetish. Do not be alarmed if you have hooked up in a pee covered area. This does not mean that pee turns you on sexually, it just means that you have no problem with being covered in pee. Having a pee fetish is not necessarily a problem. You true friends will still love you and accept you for who you are.
Kaci slept in a pee covered bed last night and enjoyed her time spent there, she has a pee fetish
by nataliesmile April 21, 2009
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pee in the butt

verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurative - is just when you see a girl who is kinda busted but you'd bang her anyway.
tina the bus driver has no arms and spoons for legs but i'd totally pee in the butt
by johnny tsunami loves the punani September 6, 2008
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PEE WOOP

bitch go watch doctor mikes videos. You can find the definition in one of his meme review videos :3
SERIOUSLY GO WATCH IT <3

Love you doctor mikeee and the word pee woop is awesome
by hiiii :3 January 10, 2022
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Chicken Pee

We went to Chicopee. All my friends call it
Chicken Pee.
by Teh Pope February 27, 2005
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