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Palestined

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Attacking someone unprovoked, and then playing victim when they defend themself.
The crow palestined the Robin's nest.
by Ascand December 16, 2024
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Palestine bombing

Palestine bombing is a term within the Israel palestine conflict. It happens mostly in the Gaza region where Hamas and terrorist lives. It does not matter what side your on. Kids are getting bombed and killed. And i like it. Just like when Mecca will get nuked.
Gaza citizen: plz dont bomb us. we wanna live in peace.
Benjamin: Too late buddy. Palestine Bombing it is.
by Israel for the W December 17, 2024
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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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Palestine

A make believe place that belongs to terrorists invading a real place called Israel. Also known as paleshit. Usually used when someone wants to harm innocent women and children.
Guy1: Yo dude I'm gonna kill everyone in this mall and kidnap kids and women to rape! *Displays gun*

Guy2: Dude you know what happens to those who hurt innocent people?

Guy1: I don't care! I wanna Palestine this place you islamophobe!
by Rusty Carrot January 26, 2025
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Palestinian Genocide

As Orwell warned us, fascists take a term or fact and use it to mean the exact opposite.
Canaanites who adopted Judaism moved into the area now known as Israel and Judah (which literally means "Land Of The Jews"). Later, Philistines, Aegean fishers, inhabited the area now known as Gaza. Colonizers and Oppressors attacked Israel/Judah, and Philistia. Historians, with the aid of genetic scientists, indicate Philistines they ceased to exist as a distinct group ~5th Century BC. Unlike their enemies in Philistia, Israel/Judah resisted and persisted. So, the Colonizers and Oppressors renamed Israel/Judah after their enemies. (Much like Trump tried to rename Denali "Mt. McKinley" again.) Thus, the region of Palestine was born -- much the way the US region of "The South" was born, on Cherokee land.
After WWII, antisemitic UK Colonizers and Oppressors reluctantly gave much of Israel back to Israel, but gave two parts of Israel to others in exchange for peace neighbors gave. Time and again, Israel resisted and persisted.
A Free "Palestine" elected Hamas. Taking advantage of rising worldwide fascism, Hamas broke a ceasefire to attack a music festival and commit numerous Crimes Against Humanity. These crimes continue every day that Hamas holds hostages. Yet, anything Israel does to bring back its people and bring the War Criminals to justice is labeled as "Palestinian Genocide."
"Did you hear about that 12 year old girl in France who was gang-raped for being Jewish?"
"Damn that Palestinian Genocide! I'm glad Rashida Tlaib doesn't condemn rape!"

"Oh, Hamas used the pipes it was given for water infrastructure to make a rocket, which Hamas fired at Israeli civilian centers, only Hamas' rocket fell inside Gaza? That's a 'Palestinian Genocide,"'and not by Hamas, but by the INTENDED VICTIMS in Israel!"
by the modhatter February 8, 2025
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Palestine

Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.

The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.

As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.

Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025
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Patel Motel

A motel that has been bought out by people of East Indian descent, especially owned by someone often (but not always) with the surname of Patel, due to most (but not all) Patels being part of the Indian caste for owning land, and also because it rhymes (Jat Motel doesn't have the same ring to it), most often by buying out a defunct motel location "as-is" and making no efforts to improve the property after acquisition.

Normally this should be insignificant, but if you land a cheap motel in a state of disrepair and just barely meeting habitability standards and/or has bad housekeeping, there's a good chance your motel is Indian-owned (but as repeatedly emphasized, not always). "Patel Hotel" can also be used when applicable to a hotel (especially the OYO Hotel franchise).

See also Potel.
I tried to be open-minded when I saw a statue of Ganesha while checking in, but the towels are brownish gray, the bed has a popped-out spring held in place by duct tape, half of the hallway lights are burnt out, and getting woken up by a cockroach crawling on my face are facts too hard to ignore the fact that I accidentally reserved a Patel Motel.
by edw007 April 14, 2025
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