An older sexually experienced woman who has had lots of cosmetic work done for the purpose of looking younger, sexier, and more attractive. Especially breast augmentation, butt augmentation, and facial surgery.
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Get the road pants mug.Shitbag street in linfield where all of the kids under the age of 14 have a mullet and smoke Marlboro reds. Best spot to get a blowjob though, since the common street whores there don’t have teeth. Meth is the drug of choice and sodomy is commonplace.
Redneck goober #1 “Yo dude we’re going to go down to Sacco road for a bag of crystal and a chewy from an old hooker.”
Redneck goober #2 “Fuck no I’m not going there, that road smells like moldy hot dogs.”
Redneck goober #2 “Fuck no I’m not going there, that road smells like moldy hot dogs.”
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Get the road bang mug.A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
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