closet cowboy

You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.

Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!

by Kewihe December 06, 2015

Dallas cowboy

Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses

Jay is a Dallas Cowboy

by Linenfresh February 10, 2022

Cowboy Carlos

A little man that enjoys horses, cow punching, and a little brokeback action.

Check cowboy Carlos over there? The guy looks like looks like he slept in a horses stall.

by Francis Cobblebottoms September 11, 2020

cocaine cowboy

A policeman who sits on well traveled interstates, looking for drug traffickers.

That cocaine cowboy just got another customer.

by Shadowe November 04, 2007

the cowboy switch

The cowboy switch is that little lever on the side of your car seat that makes it move up and down

Chuck grab the cowboy switch so I can get in the back seat.

by cashling March 04, 2009

cowboy bewts

liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.

CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.

by Cal January 05, 2004

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 04, 2004