1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.
2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.
2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.
by Miss Dial January 2, 2011
Get the nose dial mug.(noun) A symptom usually consisting of goosebumps, violent gastrointestinal stomach pains, and finally followed by the inevitable tsunami of vomit, caused by a graphic visualization or other sensory perception of disgusting matters.
Example 1:
Roman: Hey, if I'm spending the night at your dorm, Frank's gonna have to take his sex-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.
McDaniels: laughs Man, I know.
Roman: I'm like, what, and/or how much seminal and vaginal discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing...
McDaniels: laughs Ew, not to mention his underboob sweat...
Roman: shivers Dude, shut the fuck up please, you're giving me nausearrhea...oh god...
Example 2:
Momo: Hey, can I use your other bathroom. I just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.
Example 3:
Frank: What the hell is that smell?
Culi: Girl, don't look at me...ugh, whatever it is, it's giving me hella nausearrhea.
Example 4:
McDaniels: Hey man, are you okay?
Candy Macaroni: I don't know bro: I just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth...fuck, and it's giving me nausearrhea.
McDaniels: Why were you at the zoo? Who would let you near animals!! And why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?
Roman: Hey, if I'm spending the night at your dorm, Frank's gonna have to take his sex-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.
McDaniels: laughs Man, I know.
Roman: I'm like, what, and/or how much seminal and vaginal discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing...
McDaniels: laughs Ew, not to mention his underboob sweat...
Roman: shivers Dude, shut the fuck up please, you're giving me nausearrhea...oh god...
Example 2:
Momo: Hey, can I use your other bathroom. I just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.
Example 3:
Frank: What the hell is that smell?
Culi: Girl, don't look at me...ugh, whatever it is, it's giving me hella nausearrhea.
Example 4:
McDaniels: Hey man, are you okay?
Candy Macaroni: I don't know bro: I just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth...fuck, and it's giving me nausearrhea.
McDaniels: Why were you at the zoo? Who would let you near animals!! And why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?
by Acesnofafar September 19, 2011
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When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012
Get the Nose Muffin mug.The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.
She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.
by Harmless December 13, 2012
Get the Nose Scoop mug.A variation of the word headahh, it is used to describe an act of stupidity or outlandish behavior in a satirical manner.
by pele2 March 21, 2014
Get the noseahh mug.The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;
1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.
2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.
2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."
2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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