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mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .
That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..
by Peepcreep February 9, 2024
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Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.
Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.
by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023
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Mini Subbed

The art of a child pooing in a swimming pool and causing it to close.
-Oh no, the pools closed again due to it being mini subbed.

-The pools been mini subbed again, all out / all out .
by Helicopterfarts July 9, 2023
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mini pittakionotrypophobia

“What phobias do you have?”

Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”
by frankoceanfan73 July 17, 2023
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Mini man

A young, attractive man, of shorter stature. Mini men are real mean, they just come in a smaller, cuter package.

The term suggests that these men often possess a charming appeal and dynamic energy which makes them stand out in a crowd, regardless of their height.
Despite being the shortest in his group of friends, Jake was the quintessential mini man, with his charismatic personality, good looks, and quick wit, always the life of the party.
by Urbanfreestyle612 July 27, 2023
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Chicken mini

I saw chicken mini today at chick fil a
by Saucedad69420999 May 13, 2023
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britisk mini-gun

something a autistisk jona-boi would say
britisk mini-gun rawrrrrrr
by viktor-shitless May 16, 2023
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