The Midget Clan

A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.

The government had to call The Midget Clan to defeat Israel.

by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.

Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night

by Toadtsool October 22, 2023

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Midget

I SMALL LITTLE SCRUB

BOB IS A MIDGET BOB IS SMALL

by Jimmy1% October 27, 2017

Midget Chuck

is a greasy fat lonely heroin junkie, who thinks chat is real life, his social life is chat, begging anyone to call him, he tries so hard to fit in and be liked. he thinks everyone in chat is his family.

hi..i'm midget chuck i invented the iphone... midget chuck is a chat bum heroin junkie.. hi..i'm midget chuck will you be my friend?

by JunkieChuck June 29, 2018