hash melon

it’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like a peanut snack.

I love eating hash melon.

by mvdsss May 24, 2024

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

minty_melon

A former youtuber, also know as caden millier with 77k subscribers and a very weird fan base usually making edits to perceive him as a sexy "furry" and military role player. forced to delete his content after he joined the grand blanc highschool hockey team and was made fun of, and fear his father would find out and disown him. he is now a junior moving senior -2026

who's thats
weird furry girl IT'S MINTY_MELON!!

by Sir_Russian February 27, 2025

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012

a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017