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lovelace 

a person that cant speak words she spells terrible hates everyone i and doesnt like rudeness
ms lovelace cant speak when she trys to pronounce words a
lovelace by dasklafh April 15, 2017

lovelypeaches 

lovelypeaches is 19 years old and came out with hits like ¨you dont know me¨ and ¨hes mine¨. she has an amazing fan base and her to biggest fans are izabella and andrea who made a shrine in their old middle school. she also eats her poop and period blood 😍💯. Nicki Minaj follows peaches on instagram which was a huge milestone. stay peachy peachlings 👀😈😍💯💪🙈🙏🍑
person 1: wow lovelypeaches sings superbass so good
person 2: ik i cant wait to meet her i wonder what she smells like
peachy baby peachy perfect
he said peaches you lovely but you dont sound like your name
lovelypeaches by peachling4L May 13, 2020

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
A clumsy mistake often made while brushing one's teeth. Soaking of the shirt, mostly on the front.
(As Harriett brushes her teeth, she looks down at her now drenched shirt.)

Harriett: Oh no! I have pulled a Lovelee!

Jon: How clumsy of you.

Harriett: Yes. How clumsy of me. Clumsy me!

Jon: You are so clumsy! Clumsy you!

Harriett: Clumsy me!
Lovelee by Sam August 9, 2004

loveyouhateyoumissyou 

loveyouhateyoumissyou, is a term used when your feelings are mixed up you love the person but hate the person because of your heart ache but miss the person because you, in the end love them...
loveyouhateyoumissyou is a love hate relationship miss you