Kate Middleton

A woman whose only asset in a relationship is producing children and smiling.

He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!

by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022

Mari-Kate

one who loves hard-core make out sessions with small Asian men. likes to lick ones balls while having cum spurted at her face. always up for a good time, but most always is part of the bad times. bushy eyebrowed, narrow minded, snout faced homosexual. not one to talk to in public. ralated to a species of jack ass, usually mates with them in the spring.

Hey were you talking to a mari-kate yesterday at the mall?

What?!?! Of course not. eww.

by Bossin November 2, 2008

Katherine

Katherine is the kind of person that laughs at almost everything and makes others laugh with her. She is caring and curious. Katherine is the type of person you want to be. She is tall physically and mentally. Katherine is your bfF. She is very loyal. She is honest. She is smart. Katherine loves to learn and not just in school. Katherine is quirky and beautiful at the same time. When she gets annoyed it’s more cute and funny than anything else. It’s easy to calm her down and make her smile. Katherine is MY BEST FRIEND.

and I love her for being herself. Katherine!

Katherine is shy at first but once you get to know her she is loud and enthusiastic.

This gif explains not only “FRIENDS”hip but her personality and our friendship
-Caitlyn

Me-“Katherine why is the sky blue?”
“I think because...
3 hours later
Me-“Really because I thought...
3 more hours later
Me- “I guess your right...

by Bacon:-) May 22, 2018

Kate Beckinsale

A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.

Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS

by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009

Kate

The most wonderful, funniest, prettiest, amazing girl ever. Kate is beautiful on the inside and outside and always will stick by you. She is very talented and loves being active. She is a unicorn. you can always find her talking or laughing. She likes guys named Cooper. Any guy would be grateful to date Kate.

Kate: Woo! Lets go ride unicorns!
Andrea: Okay!
*Flies off to another dimension*

Kate + Cooper

by Katesbestfriend September 15, 2011

mary-kate and ashley

Two smoking hot twin actresses who are cute and terribly rich. I still love them.

Tris: Will you two marry me?

Olsen 1: Sure.

Olsen 2: Sure.

Tris: Wahoo!

Tris just married Mary-Kate and Ashley.

by Tris Penkal October 23, 2006

Kate

A way to say "kinda late", in shorten terms.

(the k from kinda & the ate from late)

Hey, you were kate to the party last night.

by kittykat2012 January 31, 2009