July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

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July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

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July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021

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23 July

Girls who are born on this date are the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will always hug you when you feel down and try to make everyday as happy as it can be.

My gf borns on 23 July and she always takes care of me when I feel needed

by anonymous December 26, 2022

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July 14th

On July 14th you can ask anyone out as a joke or for real and see where it goes.

Jake: Hey it’s July 14th wanna be my girlfriend

Kelly: Yes

by Ryan snorts July 13, 2021

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julie mcmahon

Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!

So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.

by JulieM91 November 23, 2019

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