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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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Jona

A very beautiful girl who dances very well and loves to be different from other people! Some others want to have her in their lives but she's not easy to get! She's a good kind of special!
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
by Mysterious is special January 2, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape
Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"
by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019
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Jonas

Someone who's just "him".

Thats it.

Now fuck off
- Damn, he's such a Jonas.

- He did WHAT?? Such a Jonas move. Fucking great guy
by tridentdaylight July 14, 2025
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Jona

jona, a tough loving guy, who cares for a certain amount of time and then just acts like you're nothing if you ever meet a jona id run, they dont care about your feelings and will make you feel like shit if you make them feel wrong in any way, they have a personality that will make you adore them but its just not something you should looks forward to because they dont stay the same. id recommend leaving as fast as you can.
jona is a dick
by Oklolll July 16, 2021
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Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.
Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.
by dolfdolf August 3, 2018
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