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jeetard

A fundamentalist Christian who is deluded by his/her beliefs to the point of losing almost all capacity for reason, thus becoming mentally retarded. Dervied from "Jesus" and "retard".
If you believe that the world is only 10,000 years old and in creationism, you're probably a jeetard.

Kent Hovind is a jeetard.
by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008
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Jeezus

Yo, my nigga, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?
by Kotex January 15, 2009
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jeek

Cole is being such a jeek.
by Cardozasgirl4ever February 13, 2010
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jeet

Ojibwa term referring to the stink box/tuna town.
by Mince-R August 18, 2006
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jeep

The most kick ass vehicle ever. Common reffered to their "nick" names, usually having a "J" in them.

1984—2001 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
1993–1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ)
1999–2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WJ)
2005–present Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK)
1987-1995 Jeep wrangler (YJ)
1996-2006) Jeep Wrangler (TJ)
2007-Present Jeep wrangler (JK)
2002-2007 Jeep Liberty (KJ)
2007-Present Jeep Liberty (KK)
2006-Present Jeep Commander (XK)
1945-1986 Jeep CJ (CJ5 Cj7 CJ8 CJ10 Cj2a ect.)
1986–1992 Jeep Comanche (MJ)

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. ;)
"Yeah, the dude had a sweet XJ. Jeeps rock"
by Ripples December 24, 2007
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jeet

your mom walked in while i was jeeting on your crack.
by fastcore mofo March 21, 2008
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jeep

the stupidest vechile that seems to follow you everywhere.
OMG ANOTHER JEEP!
i swear they are following me.
by mcilrath January 20, 2009
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